(I saw this parody, and I almost burst into tears. If you don’t know the actual song, YouTube ‘the pirates that don’t do anything-vegietales)
Parody song written by Katharine and Rinon, to “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”, seen here:
“The Hobbits Who Don’t Do Anything”Oh, I’ve never been…
((To the tune of “Food, Glorious Food!”))
Pain! Gut-wrenching pain!
Somebody please kill me!
…This has been another period rant
Tune in next time to hear me make another reference to Veggie Tales!
((Haha! Veggie Tales reference!))
Okay, your period rant was wonderful. I totally understand, being a girl and all.
Thanks! :D
I could have added more, but I couldn’t fit any more rant
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I HATE BEING A FEMALE!!!!
Why do WE have to go through gut wrenching TORTURE every month for a whole fucking WEEK just to be told by our bodies “hey, congrats! You’re not fucking pregnant this month!”
Like, bitch, I knew that when you first Niagara Falls’d out of me. You can do it for a day, I don’t need you to do this for a fucking week! Now, I’m stuck, sitting on my ass for SEVEN DAYS when I could be having such a better time.
But guys just have to go through one little wet bed ONCE to know that they’ve finished their little bout with puberty. Sure, they have to shave their beards/mustaches, but only if they CHOOSE to.
Women are EXPECTED to shave not only their legs, but be entirely fucking hairless just to please guys.
So, to all the guys out there that say that women are the weaker gender; YOU TRY HAVING BLOOD LEAK OUT OF YOU FOR A FUCKING WEEK EVERY MONTH UNTIL YOU’RE 50! YOU TRY CONSTANTLY SHAVING YOUR ENTIRE BODY JUST TO BE ACCEPTED! YOU TRY PUSHING A WATERMELON SIZED DEMON OUT OF A HOLE THE SIZE OF A KUMQUAT!!
I’ll gladly take the one wet bed for you in return.
Made a gif of Jason being adorable…
I dunno how to tag it with my name now it’s finished.Take it, share it, and love Jason White :D
I highly doubt all the people that liked/ reblogged this are vegan.
I don’t need to be a vegan or vegetarian to be against animal cruelty. I don’t beat my meat before I eat it.
Actually, you do need to be vegan to be against animal cruelty. You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.
Wow, says who? You?
“You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.” oh really?
Is this a joke?
Just fuck off.
excuse me .(before i say this i dont care what your lifestyle choise is just that you stop being an arse about it) just because you are a vegan does NOT mean you are better than anyone else! if (the unfertilised therefore containing no living animal) eggs are not taken away from the chickens they will rot and cause the chickens to get ill and will attract insects, if cows are not milked enough then their udders start to ache and they get ill. almost all slaughterhouses kill their animals as painlessly as they can and i realise not all do so and that is cruelty . but don’t go around thinking that people who eat meat or eat dairy products are going around kicking every animal they see. just because you eat meat doesn’t make you a cruel person and just because you are a vegan doesn’t make you some wonderful superhuman so shut the fuck up about how wonderful you all are because you don’t eat animal byproducts
also, as a surprising little note, some people just don’t have the financial resources to go vegan. and others literally cannot do so because their digestive system just can’t handle it.
So before you go and tell people they’re horrible for not being vegan, think about this for a second, then just don’t say anything, cause you don’t know their situation.Wow. The above two statements are the truest things ever. I work at an animal shelter, and I work actively to prevent cruelty and improve the lives of every animal that comes in. I spent 8 hours a day taking care of them, making sure they feel loved and accepted.
And I eat meat. I quite enjoy meat. I do eat some vegan food and one of my favorite cafes is vegan. I have no trouble eating vegan sometimes. But I also enjoy meat. Just because I do doesn’t mean I support animal cruelty.
UM, WOW
